Ridiculous Contraption Takes All the Learning Out of Learning the Guitar

Being able to play music is a gift, but learning to play an instrument is morass of frustration--especially teaching yourself the guitar. Hands have to be bent in uncomfortable positions, uncalloused fingers get sore, and it becomes clear that human extremities innately possess the coordination of a newborn deer that's been grazing in a field of ketamine. Sucks to suck, and learning is for chumps.